Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: lee_west
From: A Masterful Member!

Title: Mystical Mistletoe
Characters/Pairings: Ron, Hermione, Harry
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Orgy, Weasleys, Someone dressed as Santa, Bewitched Mistletoe
Other Warnings: none
Artist's Notes: Happy Kinky Kristmas! But watch out for suspicious looking mistletoe!

( Mystical Mistletoe [NWS Art!] )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: snegurochka_lee
From: A Magical Member!

Title: Give Her What She Wants
Characters/Pairings: Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Included: Requested kink: BDSM - D/s oriented. Also included, semi-bondage, domination, public sex, voyeurism, exhibitionism, humiliation, dirty talk, name-calling.
Other Warnings: No other warnings applicable.
Word Count: 3700
Summary/Description: Hermione missed out on the dinner party because she was otherwise occupied, since Draco gave her exactly what she wanted and more.
Author's Notes: Prompt was "after the party guests go home". Dear mystery prompter, you asked for some consensual kink, preferably with a dominant Draco. That's my favorite kind. >:D Hope you enjoy!

( Give Her What She Wants )

Fic for: therealsnape
Title: Take a Cup of Kindness Yet
Author: to be revealed


Pairing: Severus Snape/Minerva McGonagall
Rating: PG-13
Warnings/Content Info: highlight between brackets if you prefer story warnings:
[Many OC's, Snape lives!]
Summary: Several years after the Final Battle, old friends and rivals meet again.
Disclaimer: The world of HP and its characters belongs to Rowling. The author of this fic has borrowed them for the purposes of storytelling. No profit was or will be made.
Word count: ~12,500
Author Notes: Many thanks to a fabulous beta, bluestocking79, and to the wonderfully understanding mods for this great fest. The title is, of course, from Auld Lang Syne. Happy Holidays, therealsnape! I hope you enjoy this.

( Fic for therealsnape )

Current Mood: cold

One Shots:
celandineb: Wait - (Severus/Harry, Adult, *warnings*)
alisanne: Sexy Kinks for Sexy WIzards, day 1 - Candles - (Severus/Harry, R, *warnings*)
iulia_linnea: The Practice of Literary Erotica... - (Lucius/Severus, Narcissa/Kingsley, Lucius/Severus/?, NC-17, *warnings*)
Anon in Kiky Kristmas @ daily_deviant: What Is Right - (Harry/Scorpius, NC-17, *warnings*)
Anon in Kinky Kristmas @ daily_deviant: the Eye of the Beholder - (Lockhart/Dumbledore, NC-17, *warnings*)
Anon in Kinky Kristmas @ daily_deviant: Taking Advantage - (Sirius/Severus, James, NC-17, *warnings*)
Anonymous in snarry_holidays: Bound and Chained (To You) - (Severus/Harry, NC-17)
Anonymous in snarry_holidays: Northern Exposure - (Severus/Harry, NC-17
Anonymous in snapelyholidays: What Price Help - (Severus/Harry, NC-17, *warnings*)
Anonymous in lupin_snape: A Picture of Success - (Severus/Remus, PG-13, *warnings*)

Works In Progress:
madam_minnie: You Can't Save Me - Updated with chapter 6/? (Harry/Blaise, Harry/Ron, NC-17, *warnings*)

Drabbles:
alisanne: Role-Models - (Harry/Ron, PG)
alisanne: Promises Kept - (Harry/Draco, PG)
enchanted_jae: The Traditional Role of Mistletoe - (Harry/Draco, PG-13)
alisanne: When He is Mine - (Severus/Harry, Severus/Other, G)
lilyseyes: Lesson Learned - (Harry, R, *warnings*)
unbroken_halo: Fresh Snow - (Harry/Draco, PG)
snapesgirl_62: Sinistra's World - (Sinistra/Severus, G, *warnings*)
mailroomy: A Wrinkle in Time - (Severus, Grayback, PG-13)
fancypantsdylan: Threesomes - (Severus/Draco/Harry, NC-17)
ellid: Echoes of the Past, III - (Severus/Remus, Unrated)
fancypantsdylan: Harry - (Severus/Harry, PG-13, *warnings*)
unbroken_halo: Baby, It's Cold Outside. - (Harry/Draco, G)
snapesgirl_62: Silliness - (Sinistra, G)
sassy_cissa - (Harry/Draco, G)

Art:
Anon in Kinky Kristmas @ daily_deviant: Oh Come All Ye Faithful - (Ginny/Voldemort, R, *warnings*, NWS)
Anonymous in snarry_holidays: Protective Custody - (Severus/Harry, PG)

Community News:
harrylovesdraco: Challenge #12 - Author's Choice
snupin100: Challenge 237 - Wishful Thinking
slythindor100: Challenge #119 - 25 Days of Harry and Draco

Newsletters:
dailysnitch: Tuesday, December 1, 2009
snapenews: Tuesday, December 01, 2009

If you have any links or tips for us, please let us know. Email us at potterprophet.ij@gmail.com.

I think I'm still stuck on that safe sex artist McDiarmid from yesterday - the one with the really strikingly colored graphic posters. Because all the art I liked today was very brightly colored. So I went with it. You might want to put on your sunglasses...

Enjoy!

art by Boris



Alert: R Rated for Nudity and Sexual Content

Current Mood: drained

Does anyone else on my flist watch Ghost Hunters? does it make you want Jay and Grant RPS too?

In other news:
Inexplicably exhausted this week

My boss' birthday is tomorrow, so i've made my first cake ever from scratch. Mmm, chocolate. The crumbs are super tasty, too bad it's completely split in half. Hopefully I'll be able to make it look like it's one piece... otherwise I'll be stopping by the grocery tomorrow and buying one.
Also finally made frosting that turned out edible! Hurray!

Bironic is planning to come visit for x-mas! YAY!! This makes me super excited, if you can't tell.

Over the past month or so I’ve been getting quasi-obsessed with the television show Heroes. I watched Season 1 (very good) and Season 2 (very bad) on DVD and I’ve also been watching the current Season, 4.

( cut for spoilers )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: allaboutkink
From: A Masterful Member!

Title: Taking Advantage
Characters/Pairings: Severus/Sirius, James
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Included: Wanting someone you don't want to want, hate!sex, dub-con
Other Warnings: First time
Word Count: 2295
Summary/Description: Sirius has long wanted to pound Severus, and now he has a chance to do so.
Author's Notes: I was bunnied just reading the prompt, although this isn't my usual kind of fic.

( Taking Advantage )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: ceria
From: A Magnificent Member!

Title: In the Eye of the Beholder
Characters/Pairings: Gilderoy Lockhart/Albus Dumbledore, implied Albus Dumbledore/Gellert Grindelwald
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Oral Sex/Oral Fetish; Role Playing
Other Warnings: Erm...not sure if the ending qualifies as dubious con.
Word Count: 1,224
Summary/Description: It's all in the eye of the beholder. Beauty and gold locks alike.
Author's Notes: A zillion thanks to my amazing beta, S.

( In the Eye of the Beholder )

Fic for: aceia
Title: What Price Help?
Author: to be revealed


Pairing: Severus/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Warnings/Content Info: highlight between brackets if you prefer story warnings:
[Harry still at school (over 16, so of legal age in the UK), dub-con, bdsm, violence, humiliation]
Summary: Harry needs to learn how to cope with anything that might happen to him. Snape is the obvious choice to help him - but will Snape be prepared to help Harry? And at what cost?
Disclaimer: The world of HP and its characters belongs to Rowling. The author of this fic has borrowed them for the purposes of storytelling. No profit was or will be made.
Word count: ~3,500
Author Notes: My beta is, to be fair, the best in the entire universe. No better betas can be found even in other galaxies, and I love her dearly.

( Fic for aceia )

Current Mood: busy

Title: Curiosity and the Kitten
Author: CiraArana
Prompt: #11 – Albus Severus has just learned how to create his own Patronus. The trouble is, it keeps wanting to have sex with the Patronus belonging to a sexy older man and it's giving both of them ideas.
Pairing: Albus Severus Potter/Severus Snape
Rating: NC17
Word count: 6,300
Warnings: chan (13) and sex
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. I make no money with this story.
Summary: If his Patronus can do it, so can Al.
Author’s Note: This is as close to PWP as I can get.


( Curiosity and the Kitten )

Current Mood: lazy

Hello and welcome to today's issue of snapenews. Thank you all for your continuing support and useful links! Feel free to comment (either below or at snapenews@gmail.com) and let us know how we're doing!

COMMUNITIES

•snapelyholidays has begun posting

•snarry_holidays has begun posting

•adventdrabbles is open for posting

•artist sign-ups and writer sign-ups are open at hds_beltane

NEWSLETTER/ARCHIVE UPDATES
• Walking the Plank has posted a list of updates for October and November

META/DISCUSSION/RANT
•_lore discusses Being a good reader & commenter in fandom gift exchanges

CHALLENGES/CONTESTS
• snapedom announces a Special SNARC Contest

•snupin100 posted Challenge 237: Wishful Thinking

TODAY IN ART

Gen
•Protective Custody by anonymous in snarry_holidays (Severus, Harry, PG)

TODAY IN FIC

Slash
•The Practice of Literary Erotica towards the Amelioration of Boredom by iulia_linnea (Lucius/Severus, NC-17)

Threesome/Moresome/Other
•A Haunting Past by anonymous in snapelyholidays (Lily/Severus/Remus, NC-17)

DISCLAIMERS
The warnings listed here are those given by the artist/author/poet. Please pay attention to all ratings and warnings when following links.

We aim to bring you the latest Snape-centric items in the fandom but some might slip through the net! You can help to ensure this doesn't happen by sending us links via e-mail to snapenews@gmail.com). There are submission guidelines in the snapenews user profile, but for the 'Today in' sections we just require the basic title/creator/rating/warnings/link info.

Well, it's December, so it must be time for Smutday's traditional Month of Smut! I'll post at least one R Rated picture a day for the entire month, but knowing me, there will probably be more than one a day. I'm obsessive generous that way. :::grin:::

And that's not all! I'll also be posting at least one Penis Picture every day for the NC17 crowd. My goal is to top last December's total of 326 cocks, so I'm going to have my work cut out for me. Sorry, but due to the "nature of the beast," the Penis Picture Posts will be members locked, so if you want to see them, make sure you're a member, not just watching the comm.

To continue today's World AIDS Day theme, I've chosen some very sexy Safe Sex posters Libitina (a member over on Dreamwidth Smutday) pointed out to me earlier today on Images from the History of Medicine. I had a postcard of this first one years ago, and just loved it.

I searched around and found a set of them, and also discovered that they were originally associated with The Red Hot Organization, which is an international organization dedicated to fighting AIDS through pop culture. The first set of posters was associated with the album Red Hot + Dance, and the last two: Red Hot + Blue.

I think you'll appreciate how hot safe sex can be. Enjoy!


Note: These posters are quite large, so if you want to see them in more detail, click on through to my scrapbook to see the full-sized copies.

Alert: R Rated for Nudity and Sexual Content

( Safe Sex Is Hot Sex )

~

Current Mood: awake

Author: Bitterfig
Title: The Manor House
Fandom: Original
Summary: The Manor House was a huge mansion located out in the desert. Originally intended as a summer retreat for a very wealthy family it had long since fallen into disuse. After the occupation, the owner of the house offered it to resistance leaders to use as a sort of secret base…
Beta Reader: Fedink
Word Count: 3300
Rating: R
Warnings: Language. Implied and attempted rape. Children in sexual situation. Violence.
Author’s Note: The lyrics to “Miss Otis Regrets” are by Cole Porter.
Disclaimer: This story is a work of fiction. Any illegal acts taking place within that fiction are NOT condoned by the author. Depictions of any questionable, illegal, or potentially illegal activity in said fiction does not mean that I condone, promote, support, participate in, or approve of said activity. I grasp the distinction between fiction and reality and trust that readers will do the same. I do not profit from the fan fiction I write, and all rights to the characters remain firmly in the hands of their creator

( The Manor House )

What's In My Bag Meme from fitz_carraldo.



1. My purse. I’ve been using it for about a year and a half since I got is last spring at a “Share Your Stuff” exchange that was held at Whole Foods when I was working there.

2. A $25 Barnes & Noble giftcard—a couple of my co-workers gave it to me at my farewell party right before I left Chicago in September.

3. Chapstick from ALDI’s. Probably toxic.

4. An admissions badge from the Corning Glass Museum where my father and I stopped on our trip back from Chicago.

5. A purple Hello Kitty notepad.

6. My wallet—many years old and a bit overfilled. It’s pink and has the Sanrio character My Melody on it.

7. Bath & Body Works vanilla scented anti-bacterial hand lotion. I can’t use regular anti-bacterial gels because they dry my skin out but this works well.

8. Something my sister got for me this summer at G-Fest (a massive Godzilla collectors show). I think it’s some sort of a cell phone ornament from Japan of a Kewpie in a panda suit.

9. Condoms. Just because I haven’t had sex since 2002 doesn’t mean I shouldn’t be prepared.

10. Pens.

11. A crumpled tissue.

12. A zip-loc snack bag containing 3 quarters. Left over from when I was in an apartment and had to go out to the Laundromat to do my washing every week.

13. My leopard spotted Hello Kitty checkbook.

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: its_art
From: A Mischievous Member!

Title: Oh Come All Ye Faithful
Characters/Pairings: Ginny/Lord Voldemort
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Included: BDSM, femmedom
Other Warnings: crack, humour
Artist's Notes: Thank J for the title. I was stuck with 'things that glow green'. Aren't you glad she helped XD
As for the sorting hat, I am not sure what it is doing there; maybe praying on the souls of children? I hope you enjoy all the cracky little details that snuck in while I was making coffee. A big smooch also to the mods who made this fest happen. Last but not least: Happy Kinky Kristmas !
Art Preview:


( Oh Come All Ye Faithful [NWS Art!] )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: snegurochka_lee
From: A Marvelous Member!

Title: What Is Right
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Scorpius
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Secret affair/adultery
Other Warnings: None
Word Count: 4750
Summary/Description: While looking for Albus, Harry learns something about his son’s best friend he was probably better off not knowing.
Author's Notes: First time I’ve written this pairing, so I hope it suits. It was the one of the three Potter/Malfoy pairings that I was able to fit to the prompt best. I did enjoy writing it. Thank you to K for holding my hand and helping with the youngest Malfoy. :) And huge thank yous to C as always for being such a great beta, even last-minute.

( Baby/Stay away/Do the right thing/I know I should run/But my heart wants what it wants – Darren Hayes )

One Shots:
countesszero: Sunshine - Snape/Harry, PG
snegurochka_lee: Light as Iron, Singed as Pearl - Harry/Draco, NC17 *warnings*, Orginally posted as part of hd_career_fair
alisanne: Love's Sharp Claws - Snape/Harry, PG
lupin_snape: Terrific Two's Summer of Mystery - Snupin_Santa, Snape/Lupin, NC17
ragdoll: Honey to the Bee - Bill/Neville, R
Anon in snapelyholidays: A Haunting Past - Snape/lily/Remus, NC17

Drabbles:
torino10154: Second Chances - Snape/Ginny, R
mailroomy: Words Never Said - Shacklebolt and Snape, PG13 (100x5)
ellid: Echoes of the Past I - Snape, Lupin,Snape/Evan Rosier
torino_10154: Good Thing Going - Severus/Harry/Draco, PG
suntzu_s: The Spice of Life - Neville/Draco, PG
mailroomy: -Patronuses do come in all shapes and sizes - Snape/Lupin, PG13 (100x3)
lilyseyes: Shaken - Harry/Snape, R (100x4)
ellid: Echoes of the Past II - Snape,Lupin, Snape/Evan)
sassy_cissa: Winter Wonderland - Harry/Draco, G
angela_snape: Prime - Snape/? R
kaellite: Holiday Rush - Charlie, Oliver Wood, PG
venturous: A Festive Event - Snape, Gryffindors, G
janus: House Unity Candles - Snape, Dumbledore, G
calanor: Untitled at the Moment - Snape/Harry, R
lemondropseven: Of Course & Mercy - Snape/Harry: Snape
centaury_squill: Christmas Candles - Snarry, G
unbroken_halo: The Most Wonderful Time of the Year - Snape/Harry, R
torino10154: Owl Post - Snape/?

Community News:
daily_deviant: Kinky Kristmas Begins Posting
draco100: New Prompt & Round-Ups - prompt69
harry100: New Prompt - prompt 60: James Sirius
slythindor100: 25 Days of Harry and Draco - Challenge 119
snarry_swap: Mod Post - Snarry Swap Reminder
daily_deviant: Mod Post
snapedom: - SNARC - A new challenge

Newsletters:
dailysnitch: New Issue - Sunday, 29th November
snapenews: New Issue - issue 793
longbottom_wkly: New Issue
dailysnitch: new Issue
snapenews: New issue - issue 794

Various:
lemondropseven: A Veryy Snarry Christmas - Snape/Harry,G Icons

If you have any links or tips for us, please let us know. Email us at potterprophet.ij@gmail.com.

Really, really want the new item of the month over at KoL. Waaaaant.

Well, it is only ten bucks and KoL could probably use some donations after the hours I've spent there... *twiddles thumbs* Should I...shouldn't I...? *twiddles some more*

Current Mood: contemplative